Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML
Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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monkeyz0r 0
LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear
Melodious 0
Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.
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vee120 0
I DID THE SAME EXACT THING. but it was permanent marker on my arm and i had to get it off because i had a basketball game. it looked like a HUGE birthmark it was horrible. i felt so stupid. haha f*ck our lives :D hahaha
ginnypotter93 0
You realize that has formaldehyde in it?!?! NOT good for you...
carduccic 0
For future references, just use scotch tape. Cover the temp tattoo with tape, pull off, and the tattoo comes off with the tape.
applepine_fml 0
Omg. That happened to me too! Only it was blue hair dye on the back of my neck. And I had a job interview the next day. x_x
goldfalsebond 0
you. are. a. *******. DUMBASS!
christie_fml 0
sounds like something i would do so thanks for the warning!!! btw, ur supposed to use a tissue and baby oil... hahahaha
Coocumber 0
you're a dumbass liar looking for attention. magic erasers don't use chemicals, i've used them to get paint off of my hands before.
PlumDelicious 0
I almost felt your pain. I tried it after I coloured my hand Hulk-green. I noticed that my hand felt a burning sensation and Googled it. Yes, it does cause base chemical burns. The more you know~ FYL
xyzstephzyx 0
not smart
awdorable 0
Oooh, I'm sorry. FYL