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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I'm partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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By usadisvet - 02/04/2015 06:43 - United States - Loudon

Today, at the DMV, I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and that my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, placing my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

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By lamed - 04/12/2009 22:01 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2023 22:00

Today, I was detained by a stubborn cop who swore he saw me sprinting away after shoplifting. I’m missing part of my right foot, and walk with a cane and a limp, I haven’t sprinted anyplace in 12 years. Not even showing him my foot convinced him. I was sat in his car over an hour. FML

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Am I being detained?

By PackingSpaceHeat - 11/10/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I realized I've been acting very paranoid lately. I was mugged a few weeks ago, so I've been nervous. I've been holding my hands in my pockets and looking around on my way outside from work. Apparently, that's grounds to arrest someone under suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. FML

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By dangerousknitter - 08/10/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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SaintJimmy 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:06

What dipshit security guard can't recognise a cane?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:21

Are you Dr. Gregory House?

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Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:13

Umm Ok THIS IS a lawsuit!!! Het er done .. lol

Lehk 9

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:37

write a letter to corporate expressing how unhappy you are with their security staffs harassment of you regarding your disability.

sydefx 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:06

Fake.

okayidontcare96 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:07

i dont know if this is actually true...but if it is then it still isnt really fml worthy. i mean it sucks....but not a big deal..sorry.. :(

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:12

Dr House's thigh muscles are paralyzed not his foot.....just saying.

sydefx 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:29

My comment ******* sucks.

jonny2x4 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:37

The guy probably looked young so they thought he carried the cane was a weapon.

LikeOhMahGoose 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:50

You FAIL at life sydefx

sydefx 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 1:58

Blow me.

SumGai 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 21:09

Sounds pretty gay coming from a homophobe.... lol phail.

Smilyface 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:13

I smell a lawsuit.

anjyu22 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:36

Sucks. People don't really expect young people to be carrying around canes so I can understand the suspicion, but no need for hassling!

MylifeROXX 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:53

sue their a$$..and for everyone who thinks its normal ur lives must suck

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Bunch of bankers

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