Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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JAB97 4
Be leery OP she sounds like the type of friend who would wear her wedding dress to your ceremony.
Mysterybounty 6
Tell her to f off.
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Comments (65)
PhoenixChick 26
Reminds me of my mother in law. For 5 months leading up to her wedding, nobody was allowed to talk about anything else around her as "her head was full of wedding stuff." and then the same for months afterwards. She got mad at people wanting to have birthday parties, talk about work promotions, or in any way acknowledge that the world did not revolve around her. When I married her son, the only thing about t that interested her was complaining that the day we picked was inconvenient (because it was during football season) and that we didn't include HER favorite poem on our wedding invites. I MIGHT have forgot to point out to her that her "amazing homemade wedding invitations" she had put together listed the wrong date...so that a lot of people didn't even show up to the bid day. I'm not a good person.
marahjuana 6
yikes more like a monster in law
olga_crvjl 19
Damn waiting 3 months that friend doesn't deserve you because I wouldn't have waited that long lol
AirBusDriver 23
Uhhh... C U Next Tuesday
jasonrellet 22
I'm gonna side with the bride here, depending on when you revealed your engagement, she might have a reason to be upset, let's say if you revealed it during the reception afterwards... i've had friends do this and it's really annoying. (Not done to me but other friends)
fakedsincerity 32
She revealed it three months after the wedding. The bridezilla was just a drama queen.
Nats4444 11
That's not how I read it
J352SAURUS 30
Unless the wedding went for three months, I really don't think OP is in the wrong here. OP was gracious enough to wait that long to announce it. OP's friend is just being an attention *****.
KayPlay 19
Pregnancy hormones are a bitch
cootiequeen4444 11
Uh, okay. Good luck with the pregnancy then, 37.
Technastar 25
I believe she is referring to the newlywed bride of three months, as in "wow pregnancy hormones must be really strong for her to have reacted that way"
jasonrellet 22
I realize I might have read this the wrong way so don't get all pissy
Nats4444 11
You waited until 3 months after the wedding or you announced it at their wedding? Because the latter makes you a crappy human being.
saffy66 34
Who does she think she is? God help her friends if and when she gets pregnant. She'll be milking that pig till the kid is grown. Tell her to wake up to herself.
bmannyc 3
Screw her
JD1147 27
And post the video online
sturschaedel 27
No, screw her hubby.
zzzx 3
"friend"