Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
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Top comments
JAB97 4
Be leery OP she sounds like the type of friend who would wear her wedding dress to your ceremony.
Mysterybounty 6
Tell her to f off.
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Comments (65)
FlexMaster 10
Not a true friend if this gets you "bitched out"
Catvillanueva 9
You definitely need new friends.
xXAllie2017Xx 15
Your friend is just jealous, even though she's engaged! If she's mad that you got engaged, don't go to her wedding! Congratulations, OP! :).
mariri9206 32
It's gonna be hard to not go to the wedding when the wedding already happened and OP was already likely in attendance. lol Unless OP has a time machine somehow? In which case, I'd like to speak to OP to borrow it. #whovianlife
rockydify 22
Ex friend right?
bsshooter 14
Oregon, fml this is a first for me to see my state ^_^. but seriously 3 months is a wide enough gap. save me her slice of cake.
Big_D_Real 12
Who in the hell celebrates their wedding for 3 months?! Screw your "friend". She can have two weeks and then it's back to reality. Congrats on your engagement though!
fun_fml 0
It wasn't your F'ing fault. You were a nice friend that waited and didn't F'ing hog all the attention. So, forget them.
kalbrek009 20
If your friend gets her undies in a twist 3 months after their marriage when you get engaged....she might be a redneck. Jk