Sex, Facebook, Social Media and Intimacy: Braggadocious

Braggadocious

By krissy8799 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

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Friday 15 July 2011 12:14

...Well my question is: how many people liked it?

lekiat 0

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well that blows

Comments

ztormbringer 3

Monday 18 July 2011 10:08

question is, will he EVER get one again from you.

papaicey 0

Monday 18 July 2011 17:09

okay just dump him like right now

evan924 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:44

how good are you

evan924 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:46

they also have a mouth meant for dicks

catalina88 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:48

well, and you posted it on FML...

gonzo5293 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:00

how do u know is tht way happen to u never got a chance to cum lol

revtheory80 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 20:15

he sounds very very bright

jtdanny24 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:58

trust me. the only reason he did that is cause he really enjoyed it. don't be mad. take it as a compliment

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:35

Well, he's mature.

bigshifty3e 2

Friday 29 July 2011 17:21

Do u mind if I post this story on fb lol

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