Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
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PenNameHere 0
maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.
skigirl98 9
Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)
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Comments (164)
tWitt3rBuG 0
He's in it for one thing only. You're more than that. Leave the loser!
Terilyn4500 0
not the brightest in the box
Charlesdenfreude 0
how can you tell, by one sentence, that he's in it for one thing only?
moonlight_daze 8
Yeah.. he obviously doesn't care much about waist. He's a **** man! This is very one-track minded. She should dump him for a guy who appreciates the whole package. ****, ass, waist, legs, face, hair, eyes, everything..
YDIforbeingu 0
YDI is for being flat
untoldfame 3
I cant believe nobody told her the usual thing to say in this situation.... wow, your dick got smaller too!
jollybadluck 0
what a douche. ******* guys.
kitkat789 2
Not all guys are like him!! Jeez many men are great! Stop being so judgmental!!!......... I think I was just judgmental!ó.Ò
plexico 3
Big **** are the consolation prize for dating fat chicks.
jdmchick 0
thats what happens when your fat and you lose weight. boobs are fat.
RhymePrime 7
I think your brain cells are smaller
Man_person 0
ydi for being fat
hogermite 0
what a whiny fat bitch...when she said she lost a lot of weight she probably meant she dropped from 450 to 375.... all these misandric comments just sounds like a lot of penis envy to me....