Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
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PenNameHere 0
maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.
skigirl98 9
Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)
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Comments (164)
iljajlm 4
Dickhole x_x You should have said "Hey that's really funny it seems like your **** is smaller too!"
FarSide 22
Yeah... that's what most guys would say...
FarSide 22
Of course.... maybe YOU are the only one who "THINKS" you lost a lot of weight....
FarSide 22
And another thing... why did you not see him for 7 months? Was one of you in prison?
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Chest exercises don't stop you from losing boob fat. They just build up the muscles underneath, and kinda push the boobs up & out. So you can have smaller boobs that look the same. And Luckster, you go from a 38 to a 34 during the holidays? The number size should either stay the same or go up, shouldn't it? Weird.
Luckster 0
38 C is smaller than a 34 D. my chest is 34D when I gain weight, and turns back into a 38C when I lose the weight again. It's not just 38 and 34. There's letters to be added to explain the appropriate size.
Samael_fml 0
No it's not. Cup size is relative to band size. The cups of a 34D are equivalent to a 36C, and the cups of a 38C are equivalent to a 36D. The cups of a 34D are definitely smaller than the cups of a 38C. It's very odd that your band size and cup size would get smaller when you gain weight.
Luckster 0
I buy whatever's cheap. I guess they do things differently. I even have some simply labeled as 'medium' and 'large'. I had to buy both cause I had no idea!
railfan_fml 0
honeyishrnkdadid you don't have to be a girl to say that. men can make the same observations
GatorBites 0
Did you ever stop to think that some guys like non-twiggy women?
mdoglover 0
Why does it even matter? Why are guys attracted to mounds of fat?
AAAAHHHH12 2
There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and DAMN!! ;P Just had to throw that out there.