Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I came back from my 3-month vacation in France. During my vacation I lost 32 lbs and I was so excited to show off my new body to my boyfriend. When he walked in the door, he didn't notice me, but he did notice my younger, thinner and tanner sister strutting around in her bikini. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
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PenNameHere 0
maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.
skigirl98 9
Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)
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Comments (164)
22jrdn55 15
wow you actaully wrote all of that just to comment!?!?! you seriously need to get a life! btw TL;DR
MiseryMan 0
YDI for not knowing what your man likes. He probably wants something to cling on while he goes Donkey Kong on you.
leoofbodom 0
ask any guy **** or arse and theyll say arse. **** are shit i couldnt give a shit if theyre big or small.
lexy88 0
you do realize that you have to SEE someone in order to date them. dating/being in a relationship with someone is defined as being social with a person. you can't do that when you go more than half of a year without even seeing them. i guarantee he's cheated on your multiple times, but i'm sure it's just because he "loves you" and "cares about you".
melange_fml 0
YDI for thinking that losing weight is good.
repyourcliche 0
He could be in the army... maybe. Or she could.
joggerchick 0
what the heck?? you obviously have trust issues, and have you ever heard of long-distance relationships?
Chubtubdaplaya 0
YDI for not realizing your bf likes his girls chunky
som_fml 0
"That's funny, because I was just about to ask you why your penis looked smaller!"
sc27 0
Tell him that his dick is smaller
mkivsuptt 0
YDI for being a fat ass with no ****.
thedrumsthedrums 0
I agreed with 123..just tell him his dick is smaller! :D no way to fix a small dick..