Food and Love: Bigmouth Strikes Again - FML

Bigmouth Strikes Again

By lpilou - 21/11/2008 05:40 - France

Today, I was finally able to get to know a girl at university who I'd been eyeing up for months. We had a nice conversation. We discovered that we live in the same area, and so we talked about that. I told her that the little restaurant under my house was really disgusting. Her parents own it. FML

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lewalrus 4

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:07

AWKWARD! D:

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 4:25

Ooops! No one could have known. At least she knows you're honest.

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jazziness 12

Thursday 7 July 2011 3:34

that sucks not your fault though how would you know haha that rhymed :)

AFuckinCrocodile 6

Monday 22 August 2011 1:44

better drink your own piss!

HaleyMae321 5

Saturday 28 February 2015 19:08

From smosh? Or are you just making that up

IamDre 5

Monday 28 November 2011 7:07

I like turtles.

IamDre 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:04

I like turtles.

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 15:47

That sucks ass

deransc 19

Thursday 26 July 2012 18:06

Should've done a little homework

acetheone 8

Friday 27 July 2012 9:15

that's okey, if it really is disgusting then no harm done.

happyapy 16

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:16

Foot In Mouth

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Monday 25 March 2013 23:11

Ohhhh that's very very awkward...

96isntassexyas69 20

Monday 27 April 2015 5:51

That's painful, dude. Better luck with the next lady.

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