Money: Benefits

Benefits

By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML

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You deserved it 14 298

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 156

You deserved it 1 625

By Tallow101 - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 858

You deserved it 6 668

By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 016

You deserved it 5 829

By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 429

You deserved it 28 476

Nice family you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 849

You deserved it 2 656

Wish you were here

By taylor124 - 22/08/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 111

You deserved it 2 884

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:12 - United States

Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 487

You deserved it 3 350

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 579

You deserved it 4 527

By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 460

You deserved it 6 180

By ILuvYouSoldiers - 26/06/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 502

You deserved it 21 478

laestrellita 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:32

Leave them NOTHING!

mattypants 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

Comments

tyty78_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 5:30

Dear # 177 you are a waste of space and life. If you can support the poeple who fight so you can worry about the shoes you wanna wear, the **** off. You just wanna dog oon the military because they wouldn't take you cause you can fit 10 cocks in your mouth and 20 in you're ass!

NJXD 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:37

Hoo rahhh

Azulblue25 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 7:59

Some mom and did u have their messed up

Stophel 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 17:01

Yeah, if my family did that I'd change my beneficiaries.

rebelball9 0

Monday 27 December 2010 4:54

Yeah you're right Marines' basic is way harder than all it takes to get to and get through Ranger School. Prick.

yclept 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:58

Simple, don't put them in your will.

insanelyXnikki 18

Saturday 1 January 2011 10:55

Well, you have to understand that there is always a chance that something could happen to you. After all, you're in the marines. They have to take those things into consideration at one point or another. It depends on what they said they would do with the money, though, that makes this a true FML or not. =)

Gyro231995 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:44

You should die to get back at them.

TreeHustler 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:30

Your logic is astoundingly and perplexingly solid. That is by definition the most PRACTICAL thing to do if he wanted to get back at them. You get an F. For Full of shit.