Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
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Top comments
thesiwel 0
Lol balls....
latinking13 8
Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"
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Comments (148)
loserman67 36
Yeah, right - Freudian slip there - you wanted to fondle his hairy bean bag - come on admit it. Honestly, what would you have done if he said, "oh my goodness, yes, I've been dreaming about you holding my ball bag as you lick my "Pro-staff"
bertoelmexicano 6
I think that he thought you were going to grab his testicles
ImTheAlpha 30
You døn't say?
stevie125 0
pedophile much?
danbo659 0
how is that even dirty gezz ppl need to get their minds out of the damn gutter. it would of been dirty if u had said ball sac. and thats not an fml. idk why ppl put up rediculous fmls... like oh myyy god i woke up this morning in ass pain.. turns out it was an ass zip fml.. stupid! the definition of an fml is if something really bad has happened not some easy lil bitch ass shit that u can deal with
bms1996 12
HAHAHAHA
carlangas 2
Liar, you saw that at the end of the movie "bad teacher"... Get a life and atop trying to get attention by making stuff up!!!!
saturnsonic 3
Best pickup line ever!!! Op are you a girl? this fml is EPIC!!!
kendybendy 6
Dumbass it's called a hopper
ifetayo 2
lmao! his fantasies are coming true! :)
unknownuser666 0
ROFL