Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML
Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him, "Hey, I like your balls." FML
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Top comments
thesiwel 0
Lol balls....
latinking13 8
Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"
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Comments (148)
thesiwel 0
Lol balls....
zoraman5 3
siwel?
thesiwel 0
Last name backwards, something I used as a kid and diddnt let go
PushMyButtons 5
They burst out of his sockets from pure excitement
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ lol @ picture relevancy
PrickHead 0
lol i think this is the same person who likes it hot and sticky but couldn't handle a whole twelve inches...
Sunny_Eclipse 6
W00T testicles!
giosoto 0
Open mouth, insert foot.
gojira666 7
Open mouth, insert ball bag
ovechkinisbeast 9
Can I grab your ball bag? Thats what she said.
Bobthedrunk 2
Classic
BrittanyB94 0
Hahahaha, I would have said the same thing :)
btnhdude 0
would you have meant the same thing?
canadiata555 0
Haha me to :) i do it all the time but no one really makes a big deal out of it... I just realized what i have been saying to my coach for the past 5 years...
Alwayspullout 7
Except he would have ran away very quickly if you said it...
AbusedTampon 6
And begged for mercy.
BrittanyB94 0
Thanks
chilearmy123 4
I wouldve said ill clean it for u!
Skeleton_fml 1
He wanted it.
SunDropGirl 0
Only if he's hot!!
SirObvious 1
YDI for being attractive...
zachherbert 10
And he can drop it. Lol I'm liking your picture. I'm from Missouri, where Sun Drop started.
latinking13 8
Lol it's not as bad as saying "do you want me to grab your ball sack"
Blazingcrono 6
I actually thought she said "would you like me to grab your balls?"
Petronix 5
Saying that would have made this fml even better.
jackrileymac 4
Yea I was thinking the same thing
andonceagain 11
Ball-bag in the UK is exactly the same as ball-sack when used as slang like this.
Jdeluxh 12
Well at least she didn't say "do you want me to grab your genitals and run my hand up and down your penis?" on accident.
imaberry95 0
You sure you didn't ask to grab his ball sack...
noncom 12
#8 Bag and Sack mean the same thing over there.
MiLM 37
Freudian slip anyone? :P
sambam_454 0
Well did you? (;
ariannaimelda 7
Never heard that pickup line before. I think I'll try it out!
johnnybagodonuts 2
I think it's gonna work
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
So 10, do you want me to grab your ball bag?
koe4 0
theyre yousor naym iz arianna oar wut evz zo eye theenk shea iz uh gurl. lolz0r @ haytorz.
Alexunited1212 2
59 - please shut the **** up.
all4pooh 4
59- I think I just lost brain cells reading your comment
maz255 10
84 what did 59 say?...at least the jist of it
all4pooh 4
Awhh they moderated it. Butitz W@s sOm3ting s0rtz uv l!k3 d33z butt wurz3. Way worse.
nerdfighteria 7
Whoops! It seems you mistook this for MLIA. An honest mistake . . .
ravengirl1234 2
#10 ur from a place called phuket?
BIEBERSLAYER 10
He has been waiting for you to ask that for weeks.
qyka 5
So have I hehehe jkjkjk think b4 say ballbag
Jdeluxh 12
I got the 69th thumb up.
Mirorbo 27
Nothing is sacred anymore. Everything has a sexual innuendo now.
Volke 4
More or less, yeah.
lizzieislovely 11
In YOUR endo. *snigger*
yamatelle 19
26- *Russell Brand singing- Forgetting Sarah Marshall* "You took me by surprise when you let inside of you, insiiiide of you"
tori51090 11
Hey if it were badminton, they'd be collecting shuttle cocks.....
iAmScrubs 19
Don't forget about the racquet. You can't just leave it lying limp on the ground.