StairwayToEvan92
Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
StairwayToEvan92
Today, I ran over a recently-killed skunk in the road. My truck now smells absolutely rancid, and the smell will probably last for months. At least it goes well with my dog, who was also skunked 6 weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
pritch44
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Hey guys!
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
stinky skunk
Canada
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
baddriver
United States
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Anonymous
Sit and stew
Today, my dog and I got sprayed by a skunk. I have no tomato juice or baking soda, and the bus doesn't come for another 3 hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, my drunk neighbor informed me that if I don't keep my skunk out of his yard, he's going to call the cops. I live in town, and it's a wild skunk. FML
riddick0846
United States
Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
I've gotta lot going on, OK?
Today, my house absolutely reeks of skunk after my dog got tagged at 10pm last night and we didn’t realize it until she was already back inside. This is on top of a nasty case of whole body poison ivy my 6 year-old is dealing with, and my wife’s appendix decided to leave the chat last week. FML
mickymoose1
Stinky
Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You’re supposed to steer to avoid critters in the road.
RichardPencil 32
They won't take it, it probably stinks!
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
You’re supposed to steer to avoid critters in the road.
hamburgerjung 23
Wrong you Are definately NOT supposed to steer clean of anything on the road, so you don‘t risk driving against a tree or worse swerving into the wrong lane and hitting another car which would be way worse. You Are supposed to use your brakes, but NEVER steer out of your lane... Whoever taught you otherwise shouldn‘t teach driving and in fact should lose his/her license, since he/she is a danger to other drivers
RichardPencil 32
They won't take it, it probably stinks!
ViviMage 40
You can try a storebought douché (might be a size problem, you'll need a few!), a quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide and a ¼ cup of baking soda, or just run your car through the car wash. We did the coin wash and decided that was good enough. If you're going to hit a skunk, avoid the tail! You run over the tail your car tires will make you stink! Not to mention every time it rains the plants around the dead animal will release the thiols.
831curmudgeon 7
Or start you own skunk elimination business!
icecreamisrad 13
Get off your phone while driving