Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law had concealed in her suitcase a kitchen knife and plastic bags of MSG, salt, and other seasonings (AKA unidentified white powder) because she doesn’t trust foreign food, and wanted to cook her own food on holiday. Airport security were not amused and we missed our flight. FML
Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML
Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year-old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML
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Doortje 29
Grams is protective of her grandchild :)
idontknowyou123 0
Bingo gets crazy somtimes... you never know if the bitch next to you will shout bingo or shank you...
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rolls_royce 0
That's Funney, did you know as a private pilot I am required on the flights I am pic on to have a knife, in case of a crash I can cut seat belts etc and have taken a knife with me on every commercial flight and security hasn't said a word to me
whattheforkdude 0
I thought the FML said: Today, I flew to Florida with my Grandma. And thats it. I was like, "WELL THATS NOT VERY NICE!"
jeragonm 15
Go terrorist grannies!!!
RavenDesired 10
Thug life.
britroth314 5
Not gunna lie that's kinda funny
williamh327 5
U can never trust the elderly!
soulofnature 8
Last year, I flew down to FL with my best friend's family for her wedding, and somehow her grandfather managed to carry on a huge pair of very sharp scissors. We all only realized it when he unpacked at the rental house. It was ironic because they chose him to go through the body scanner, but they missed the huge scissors in his luggage.
kaahanui89 1
Lmfao! ????
kay_princess14 7
Always leave it 2 grandma 2 do things like that
ishanisaboss 9
I hope you had fun with that :)