Transportation: Bad driving

Bad driving

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML

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You deserved it 57 338

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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You deserved it 3 564

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 273

Move!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 15:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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You deserved it 54 295

Cool your boots

By AmberKCole - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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You deserved it 101 436

Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 125

You deserved it 3 510

By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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You deserved it 31 064

Baited

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 368

You deserved it 2 581

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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You deserved it 25 536

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 713

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 778

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Thursday 17 September 2009 1:41

first and totally deserved. Idiot

trojan124 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 2:15

"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.

Comments

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:30

When will you people learn that trying to be cute will always result in a story for FML?

EMR_fml 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:39

So after the cop gave you the ticket was he at least nice enough to rear end you too?

invertigo 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:45

why do all women suck at driving

Gavik 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 3:50

This FML is exactly why women's rights is a joke.

gonzolove 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:03

Another one giving us woman drivers a bad name...

Velocity23 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:18

you still got ****** by the dick of justice.

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:49

Next time try eating a burrito to look cute, you dumbass.

Egotistical 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 4:57

obviously he didn't think you were cute enough to let you go without a ticket. But why are you trying to be cute? WTF? You shouldn't have to try. Ydi for being ugly and not paying attention to the road and putting others lives in danger.