Bad driving

By Jennnn - 16/09/2009 20:08 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear-ended them, and then I got rear-ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 819
You deserved it 57 338
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

sdfsadf3425 2

first and totally deserved. Idiot

116 31
trojan124 0

"trying to be cute"= automatic YDI. Also, winking is creepy.

46 0

Comments

ladiesman14 0

i heard that good looking police officers are usually GAY and you know what they do at night. remember what those gay cops did with a plunger to that guy in new york. even the gay ones are brutal. your gonna get it up the tailpipe either way if the cops stop you.

0 0
veliki 0

bahahahaha...love the cop

0 0
failur_hatur 0

wow you fail how long does it take to wink at a cop then look forward? YDI

0 0
terriibabiiix23 0

next time, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD !

0 0
caomei 0

hahahahahahahahaha what a good first impression huh lmao

0 0
RebeccaWvvv 0

ALL cops are assholes, that's completely your fault for not realizing that.

0 0
Taurus_ChicKa 36

Not all cops are assholes, I've known some very nice ones who risk their lives every day. OP is just a dumbass who shouldn't have a driver's license. Really, trying to impress a cop while driving but not watching the road? I'd try to impress a cop by paying attention to the road and being a good driver.

0 0
Jakojan 4

If I've ever learned something on FML, it's that if you see the word cute or impress that is not being used to describe another person, automatically hit YDI.

0 0