Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I woke up and got ready for class. I let the dogs outside while I got ready, then brought them back in. As I was putting my shoes on, I felt something warm and mushy. One of my dogs had pooped in my shoe right as I was leaving. I missed the city bus and was late. FML
Today, I came home after working overtime to find my dog whining and giving me her "I need to take a shit" face. After changing my shoes, I came back ready to let her out, only to find her giving me the "I just took a shit on your rug" face. My husband has been home all day. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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WeStayCrunk24x7 0
YDI for having house shoes
LilaBear 2
Shoulda trained your dog better.
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Comments (88)
3pennyprophet 0
Your dog needs more exercise. Dogs will often express boredom or frustration like this, or by chewing up your stuff. You totally deserved this.
oNikkio 0
You must have pissed him off. When my dog gets really angry because I won't let her do something that she really wants to do, she'll start to rub her butt on the floor. My dog is super spoiled and very smart. We have the exact same personality.
barnes88 0
that would be a dead dog
jayon 0
ya I agree. toss that bitch out.
aidenkush 0
ydi for calling it a house shoe
campbellshayla73 0
I'd get rid of tht dog
sucks4u918 4
YDI for having "house shoes" -.-
tmurdock02 3
what the f*ck is a house shoe?
SkateboardGirl88 11
Eeeeeeewwwww...
bassplayer27 0
FAAAAALLCOLN PUNCH that bitch!!!!