Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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RJB 0
I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...
yessirfosho 0
The dog or the boss?
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Comments (170)
daneeyoll 0
eeeeeeeenglish
monnanon 14
well said, my bf's family have always had german sheperds and they have never been bitten neither has the dog bitten any other person or threatened another dog. They even get on well with the cats lol
Talory 2
Train. Your. Dog. Or put it into another room, or crate it, while company is there. I sincerely doubt that your dog has previously shown no aggresssion and arbitrarily decided that the one person that he's going to bite in his life will be your boss.
trackrunner00008 0
lol supper. gay
lorchan 0
My German Shepard once bit the pool boy. The pool boy always charges us for stuff he doesn't do (adjusting chemicals, vacuming, etc.). Dogs are great judges of character. And if it is an agressive dog, it's usually because of the owner, you guys know that, right?
darlene87 0
somebody wanted a promotion... too bad your dog ruined it
9010649 3
German shepards are highly protective of their masters and I'd not teamed properly they will defend by biting...
9010649 3
"if not trained properly" damn auto correct
zoe768532 1
This is the worst FML ever.
milady666 2
Why is there ways a bunch of dog experts commenting on this stuff? Shut the **** up.