Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a groomer's assistant, my boss said something that I didn't catch as I went to take a leash off a dog. I looked at my boss and said, "What?" To which she replied, "Be careful, he bites." I now have a two-inch gash on my finger from a 6lb fluffy Maltese. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, my boss made me work a longer shift than usual. Not because he needed me in, but just so I'd finish at the same time as his brat of a son, and give him a lift home. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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RJB 0
I bet the dog read your mind about what you wanted to do to him..dont lie...
yessirfosho 0
The dog or the boss?
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Comments (170)
omgwtffmmfl 0
Yay Dog! Fight the power!
johnnydeath 0
Any dog is a good dog if it's trained correctly, regardless of breed. This is for the people going "German Shephers are good dogs if you train them properly", and also for the people going "I would sic my pit bull on your face". People need to generalize all dogs (as dogs), as they all have teeth more than capable of ripping open flesh.
Crazybae 0
15 ur a dick and have no heart u should never ever put a animal down unless it's complettly necessary and this person tottally deservednit u should have put ur dog awayy font u know dogs can turn anymonute I hope u get firef
girlygirl666 0
Yup- "bae" is crazy.
rob7863 0
YDI for having a dog
iheartjustinsane 0
People who hate dogs have a major flaw in them.
Sekococo 0
your dog just "bitch'd" your boss. you'll get that raise tomorrow.
amerrah 4
ydi for not watching your pet.
SugarRushxx 0
dog wants some ;D
ferdte 0
that's what you get for calling it supper..
yottskry 0
Yep, how dare he call supper "supper"...
marsty 0
my pop breeds em and has for 30 years. they don't bite for no reason.
gagneana000 5
#71 is your pic a boob or a stomach? That sucks