About Lorchan
I love history, science fiction, knitting, old television, and eating Nutella straight from the jar. Deal with it.
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    100%
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Lorchan's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

By treegirl - / Sunday 26 July 2009 05:57 / United States
By Katrina - / Sunday 13 February 2011 22:32 / United States
By Username / Sunday 13 February 2011 21:06 / United States
By knockedup - / Sunday 13 February 2011 10:00 / Australia
By cs / Sunday 13 February 2011 02:21 / United States