Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
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Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML
Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML
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julian0605 9
I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us
BassTurdo 22
Puppy love
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Comments (47)
valentinov 15
Ha, ha! Because dogs are known to be very loyal, this is quite the paradox you have here, my friend. I do understand how you feel. You feel betrayed. I'd recommend a cat. British shorthair tabby are best choice when compared with dogs: Playful, loyal, attention-seekers, very energetic and beautiful. But hey... It's your choice.
Trym 7
You don't go on two week vacations you can't bring your Puppy on, when you have a puppy.
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
'I thought what we had was special!'
Omniprism 15
Play and pet your dog a lot. Give him little puppy massages. Things will turn around.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Why would you schedule a vacation with a new puppy. YDI. Puppies need your time and the first few months are very important. Two weeks is like two years for a pup. You don't sound like you take dog ownership seriously at all.
luckygirl25582 8
Maybe it's a sign that you should date him?
TheMystery13 13
I agree that you shouldn't be going on vacation when you've got a puppy at home, but still, just make yourself some clothing out of bacon and wear it for a while. That'll take care of it.
simsgirlgem 25
Are you nuts you don't take a vacation when you have a puppy you wait at least a year so the puppy knows your its owner you deserve it whining for not thinking
Huddisher 10
Just think of the dog like a toddler; you left and another person was there; the dog feels abandoned by you and perhaps is pissed off at you right now. The other person was there to fill the void the dog had. I don't know how to explain it better.
hayleyannah 15
You should never have gone on a two-week holiday when you had a new puppy. It would have been distraught and confused about why you abandoned it. And it's no surprise it then became attached to your friend who became the primary caregiver. Two weeks may not seem like a lot of time to be separated but it is to a dog. Would you leave your baby behind for two weeks??