Today, I got back from a two-week vacation. During my vacation, I had a friend from work watch my puppy. My puppy now likes him more than me, and won't stop whining sadly since he left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just got back from a two week vacation. I live with six people and only the dog was happy to see me. FML
Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML
Today, I'm sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, the dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML
Today, I came to visit a friend I haven't seen in 3 years for a fun 2 month vacation of you know what. She has 2 more dogs now and soon as I stepped in her place after flying across the country, there were 2 piles if dog crap on the ground. I already want to fly out of here, and this is only day one. FML
Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML
Today, a friend came to visit me from across the U.S. We spent the majority of the time she was here standing in the rain, at the dog park 20 miles from my house, so she could "make sure her baby poops on time". Basically, I took time off to watch my friend's dog take 6 craps. FML
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julian0605 9
I thinks its normal my dog loves other people when their at my house but when they leave he loves me again. Dogs use us
BassTurdo 22
Puppy love
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Comments (47)
owencgray 10
this exact same thing happend to me but when i posted it it didnt go through. WTF?
Karenezzy 20
Sell it to your friend, & but yourself a new one!
DippinGrizzly907 27
That's messed up...you don't just sell a dog so you can get a new one... Dogs aren't objects... Lost faith in humanity again.. Can someone thumb her down for me? I accidentally hit thumbs up :( I'm a terrible person now...
littlekellilee 45
What would you do if your kids didn't want to leave their grandparents house after they stayed there for some time? Give them to their grandparents and try again?
Karenezzy 20
That's waaay too different
cryssycakesx3 23
I lose faith in humanity every time that vapid phrase is uttered.
OptimusVader 23
#34, than why did you bother repeating it?
littlekellilee 45
31 both are living, breathing creatures that you've committed to caring for, regardless of the situation. Yes, you create children yourself, but just because your puppy doesn't share the same genes as you and you didn't carry it for nine months doesn't mean you can give it away and start again if it's not exactly what you expected.
smokecloud_ 37
Well said, 45. I often say about my puppy that he may as well have come out of me. Love of my life.
steve31789 8
He must have given the dog one hell of a yummy rub!!
steve31789 8
Tummy****
8313girl 28
I like the yummy rub later lol.
el_mermaid 16
The power of auto correct
EpicSquishii 21
I always feel offended by how excited and active my bulldog puppy gets when my boyfriend comes over. I'm always like "You fat bitch, you were lazing about on the couch for 12 hours straight when it was just us. You didn't even lift your head when I got home!"
kakakarotcake 17
What do you do to your dog that makes it not happy to be around you
TunaFireStarter 16
She might not have done anything. My dog has a connection with my mom that she doesn't have with anyone else. I did everything that I could when I first got her to make her love me (treats, walks, a fancy bed, training, etc.,) but they just instantly bonded. It makes me sad sometimes, but at least they make each other happy. Now my dog gets regular visits since I know she likes my mom so much.
cryssycakesx3 23
#22, she made it fat
OptimusVader 23
#35, I can't say I've ever seen a fat dog that wasn't happy around their owners or anyone else. Pretty sure food makes dogs happier than almost anything lol.
LalaDee561 8
It's OK. I once had a dog that LOVED my dad and HATED me. And he was MY dog. I have no idea what I did to him. I tried everything I could do be nice to that dog, but he was always obsessed over my dad. I couldn't even get close to my dad without that dog trying to attack me because he would get jealous. It took me years to get that dog to finally love me too, until finally he did and then he was so sweet to me. Sometimes dogs just form special bonds with certain people.
limitedition 25
Spoil him rotten and he will soon forget about your friend.
un4tunately 4
Gary? I thought what we had was special!!
slasher2808 11
I would just be happy your puppy was well looked after to that point. I thought the FML was going to end like..... "they forgot about my puppy"
Enchantedlove 1
Give the puppy a chance! I'm sure the puppy loves you
Earths_Venus 25
Lots of treats and walkies :)
tranced_ 45
you have to let go buddy..