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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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You deserved it 35 351

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 710

You deserved it 37 359

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 197

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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You deserved it 60 133

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 220

You deserved it 1 474

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 513

You deserved it 44 692

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 23 December 2009 12:03

Haha that's totally something I would do! FYL

Capdan58 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 12:56

Are you guys kidding? Barking at, teasing and generally harassing other people's dogs is a gas. If I had a nickel for every time I got caught teasing somebody's dog I'd probably have $1.10 easy. YDI for having a blast and loving life!

Comments

kimilei 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:56

Seriously? This ****** your life because someone you're never going to see again caught you barking at their dog? Grow the **** up and get over it :

soundgarden84 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 18:54

FML means "failing" my life. So your life doesn't necessarily need to be ******. Just a moment of fail, which I think this is a funny example of a fail moment.

bailo 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:13

it means **** my life but has the connotations of failing my life.

squeakybaby1309 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 14:56

haha this is so something i would do.

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 15:27

Haha, although I voted YDI, I have to admit I bark at dogs too when they are annoying me. Just not when their owner is watching ;)

BritishHobo 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 15:50

I read too quick. I had to go over this about four times, going 'what the ****...' before I noticed the 'I barked back at it' bit. Still, what the ****...?