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By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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You deserved it 1 474

By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 23 December 2009 12:03

Haha that's totally something I would do! FYL

Capdan58 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 12:56

Are you guys kidding? Barking at, teasing and generally harassing other people's dogs is a gas. If I had a nickel for every time I got caught teasing somebody's dog I'd probably have $1.10 easy. YDI for having a blast and loving life!

Comments

cheesecakearmada 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 17:34

lol wow that's something i would have done too,don't feel bad lol

deoxylophone 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 22:36

i don't really see why this is such a big deal. it's not like you'll ever see the person in the other car again....

Oz_Alice 0

Friday 25 December 2009 19:34

Hahahaha.

kindaweird95 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 5:07

Thats SAD

LMFAOsabrina 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 18:58

I'm laughing hysterically as I'm typing this comment... Omfg xDDD

ropeandneck 7

Thursday 9 May 2013 23:34

so what's the comment ?

Comentator 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:21

bitch

Jamberty 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:05

I like people with a bit of spontaneity. I think it's hilarious and you shouldn't worry about what people think about you.

Dank_Dillweed 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 22:10

I barked at my neighbors dog when it was barking at me ferociously. She found it hysterical. I bopped her a few times afterwards. If I didn't bark, she would've just kept waving at me and saying "hi".