Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I ran to hug my best friend at the airport after not seeing her for two years. I sprinted, arms wide, yelling her name. Turns out it wasn’t her. It was a stranger with the same haircut who looked absolutely horrified as I body-slammed them in baggage claim. My actual friend was behind me, trying to film the embarrassment. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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ClaireBear9087 0
get your eyes checked fooo'
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
do you always run towards ppl like that? :S
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Comments (114)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Lol op you're as dumb as my penis, probably dumber, my penis can differentiate between different people.
rambozombie 0
Bahahaha this is definitely a MAJOR diss... fail.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I fail?
keilanclarke 0
man this post was soo funny.
MissErikaHart 0
lol13
ltsmark 0
Fail.
peacelovekat 0
y was my comment moderated
amazinggbaby 2
YDI for approaching anyone in public like that.
peacelovekat 0
ummm why would u do that in the first place ?
machiko_fml 0
trying to make yourself be seen, is not scene, even if that picture is fakeee
Blazin_Drazen 0
Why do you try to look cool ? the bubble gum looks stupid
5t3ff1k4h 47
19, if you're going to lie about your age, at least make it something reasonable. There's no way you can pull off being 30. Maybe 15...
machiko_fml 0
80, that's not even her..
peacelovekat 0
umm I just put a random age I didn't know it was 30 and I am actually 17 and haterz much
peacelovekat 0
ya it is actualy
SAMHAlN 0
Ikr 89 lol whats the point in having a fake picture?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
agreed machiko! :D woot!
SweetNerd 0
The Bubble gum isn't dumb. I like it. and your hair is sweet looking too. just a btw
machiko_fml 0
We aren't hating on you 117, trust me it's far from that. What would be the point in hating on someone who is fake? 186, your little picture of lawliet is so cute! ;)
peacelovekat 0
aww thx. :)
peacelovekat 0
I changed my pic u happy now ?
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
it's time for someone to get glasses. & and why would you go running to her when she's a 100 meter away ? it's not like you haven't seen her in 10 years.
scateice 0
Lol must've been mega awkward
melonsmasherrr 0
haha:D
Palmless 0
Sounds like you won. Did this person explode from your tribal battlecry?
staciieee_x3 0
Life fail. How embarassing.