Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the airport, I was waiting for my best friend who's been away for over a year. I spotted her, ran over, yelled her name, and jumped on her back. It wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who was somehow more terrified than I was embarrassed. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, I ran to hug my best friend at the airport after not seeing her for two years. I sprinted, arms wide, yelling her name. Turns out it wasn’t her. It was a stranger with the same haircut who looked absolutely horrified as I body-slammed them in baggage claim. My actual friend was behind me, trying to film the embarrassment. FML
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking around with a friend, who I assumed was beside me, but it turned out she'd left my side minutes ago and hadn’t heard my rambling that some random person had. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML
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ClaireBear9087 0
get your eyes checked fooo'
0H_s0_iiC3Y 0
do you always run towards ppl like that? :S
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WickedWendigoX 0
RAPE!!!
urmom328 0
idk what meters r soill just say ydi
Tgo19053 15
You know what? I'm just going to say it. You sound like one of those girls who post every life event on facebook like getting stuck in a sewer or something, who talk out during a class then blame the teacher and then complain on facebook some more, and finally starting drama over something small like "OMG he is totally flirting with her because the teacher sat them next to each other. He must have some deal with the teacher. LOLROFLMFOAWTFBBQ!" Just no. Don't do that.
Bathory_fml 0
I feel like getting stuck in a sewer is something worthy of posting on facebook. And the OP's excitability doesn't really have anything to do with facebook. She may not even have one. :
ohSNAPyall 27
Agreed. An adventure in the sewer sounds like it would probably be the most interesting thing on the news feed for a while. Don't forget to snap some pictures of the mole people, OP.
Firestar1202 0
okay, what the shit are you talking about. this has nothing to do with facebook, she just sounds like a girl that does silly stuff with her friend. just because youre some fat emo, you dont have to be jealous of 80% of the female population.
lesley69 0
it's funny because it wasn't his/her friend.
PinkCar 0
LOL.
TheB0a 5
I luv how you say "arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry". lolZ what are you a tribal warrior chicken ?
imhowie 2
YDI for being a freakin loser.
itzdeity 0
if your gonna act like a retard don't be embarrassed when people look at you like your stupid
mooshibear140 4
I wouldn't have done that in public if I were you. :P
firstdbzmaker 15
Fa!L