Today, I had lunch with a coworker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and, looking legitimately confused, said, "You know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, while in a meeting for work, my boss expressed how much he likes everyone at our site. But before continuing, he looked at me and said, “Everyone but you, that is.” FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today a cute coworker asked me out to lunch but I said no because I know how unattractive I am, and didn't think he wanted to be seen with me. He got really pissed and told me that I needed to work on my self-esteem. I just blew up something that could have been wonderful. FML
Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML
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simawesome_FYL 0
well, appearently she likes you ...
angrynegro7 16
Look at it this way, that's one less person at work who doesn't like you.
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Comments (45)
WHODATNATION 0
go for another lunch with her and try to find out more, but try not to be so obvious.
peacockfeather 0
Someone's taking honesty a little too seriously. Anyhoo, look on the bright side OP, now you have a friend!:)
wordgirl 0
Hahaha. *Someone* needs to make a stop at the "couth" shop! Seriously, though, OP: Chances are that if NO ONE in the office likes you, either this co-worker is mistaken, or work is not the only place where people find you annoying/hateful/abnormal/offensive/awkward/what-have-you. So, take a look around your life in general, and find someone you can really trust to tell you the truth, and then go to work on the things about yourself that need work. You'll probably be a lot happier if she's right and you solve that problem.
zuuzuu_fml 0
LOL that is the funniest thing!! but FYL!!
ColdGold 6
Jerks like that are a dime a dozen.
chloe2114 4
wow...BITCHY..xxx
samantha_durano 6
it was a compliment.
lmnb 0
that was messed up
FaiIedAtLife 0
Maybe ask your co-workers their honest oppinion about you, and why they don't like you?
krs500 0
39 - hahaha classic