Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?
MrConcise 34
You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.
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Comments (96)
mattrd_fml 31
holy shit, what a bitch.
IDerive 12
That was a huge insult.
SkullsRules1 26
And people say teenagers are so rude >_
IWishIWasObama 12
That reminds me of the Jim Gaffigan sketch of him walking McDonald's "This is what a size 38 looks like."
ApplePie1994 27
That's when you tell her about the McFist special offer, and give it to her free of charge.
jude_iscariot 7
You should've told her, "You should work at a funeral home because you're really close to dying of old age!"
amanda182 19
I would have flipped out on her
thejonac 21
'how much of you is fake? oh, none? but that can't be true, there has to be something in you that makes you such a terrible person!' OP don't even take her comment to heart you're beautiful on the inside and that's what counts
ILikeKoalas 24
I'd give her a fat lip.
captainsmegma 12
I would have unloaded a long string of obscenites that ended with me calling her a ****.