Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
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Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
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AnOriginalName 19
On the plus side, you could have told her to **** off without getting fired from that McDonald's. Did you tell her to **** off?
MrConcise 34
You don't get fat off your own supply, rule one of sales! At least, that's what every crime syndicate television show and movie has taught me.
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Comments (96)
classicsparkles 17
Wow, what a ****. You should have replied that in that case some kid tossed his cookies in the play place and she should get right on cleaning that up.
daemonsparta 16
yes because all mcdonalds workers are fat and sit in the dining area where customers are....lady knows mothing about fast food employment.
creepyness 3
I would say certainly ma'am, then go ask for a manager and tell them to not bring her food out.
CreepyPickle 9
Not once in my entire life have I seen an overweight person working at McDonalds. That woman needs her head seen to.
zombiekiller52 24
And that's when I would tell to **** off!
Gillett 23
You shouldn't responded with, "Anyone as big of a bitch as you must work for the DMV!"
1dvos_grl3 21
"Tell me who's happier. Me with this burger, or you with no service?"
EarlFug 19
This is begging for George Costanza comebacks.. "The bitch store called, you're late for your shift!"
Witchylady 17
That is so rude. I would have wanted to slap her if I were you. Don't take notice of her. She is a nasty piece of work.
lovedbynoone 22
How incredibly rude and ignorant!