Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

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ichnal 0

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

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youngsofly 13

You should've countered with: "hey bitch, did your dad give you that "special love" to you when you were a child?" Drop them lila a baws, just sayin'

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stephissilly 18

if you're sweet and can make me laugh, you're perfect :)

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jdawg2010 0

B¡tches better recognize, hah. No, but seriously, a guy with an ass is a guy with class.

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nikkiruth94 8

Aww that's not very nice :( I'm sure you are quite cute!

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potatodawson 0

This made my heart hurt. I'm sure you're very attractive don't sell yourself short! Girls are so horrible.

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fancypantsgirl 3

I wanna see that ass! Jk don't feel hurt by them there're just shallow girls :)

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generationaliya 7

You should've said "since you were already checking out my ass, you may as well get done and kiss it" it probably would've shut them up. Just remember, karma will hit them twice as hard.

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madgrinchhatter 12

On the bright side, you know you have a cute butt.

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