Are you OK?

unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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ChocolatexGames 0

THEY ARE REAL! :D hahah. but that just sucks.

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Charlie_Whipple 0

Run. Run as far away from this psycho as humanly possible.

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iLoveRyan 0

OH Gosh i would do anything for a boyfriend like that! i mean. he says the unicorn thinks your Pretty!! THats LIke !! :D AMAZING!

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spirited_away33 0

You're such an idiot. You don't deserve someone like him.

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samxxbtf 0

dude, he's a keeper LOL. damn-- unicorns, they're ******* real!

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Sayanythin55 0

that's cute. I think you are a little too uptight he was probably just being silly or maybe This was his cute way of saying you're pretty cause he is too shy. either way it's pretty adorable

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ExpectationsFail 0

My Unicorn says that you're a pent up bitch.

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batrob 7

maby he wanted to have a three sum. you, him, and his unicorn

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zander09 0

Is that a metaphor for his ****, ya think?

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