Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
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Cads1 24

Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?

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danthehuman 29

At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3

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xluciferx666 21

If you love him let him gooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

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katachristic 19

I see what you did there. Nicely done.

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heftysmash253 6

Might need to put some training wheels on your bed for awhile.

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VeganDarkLight 31

I've hardly ever laughed at a comment as much as this! Don't even really know why, but thanks =)

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heftysmash253 6

I'm glad you found it funny :D

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

That actually sounds really funny. If I were the boyfriend I would've laughed and loved you more for trying.

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wickedhyype 17

Well, i would have appreciated the effort if i was your bf op! :)

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Rough sex taken to a new level. You should have jumped after him with a loud MEOW and continued!

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grudger 14

I wouldn't even be mad, I would laugh so hard, and for the record you sound like a keeper

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Saraishi 24

Good thing you're laughing OP, because I am too.

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