Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Why is your bed on wheels? Do you live in a hospital?
danthehuman 29
At least you two can have a good laugh about it in the future! :3
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Comments (40)
xluciferx666 21
If you love him let him gooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
katachristic 19
I see what you did there. Nicely done.
RecklessNapkin 16
P!ATD????
heftysmash253 6
Might need to put some training wheels on your bed for awhile.
VeganDarkLight 31
I've hardly ever laughed at a comment as much as this! Don't even really know why, but thanks =)
heftysmash253 6
I'm glad you found it funny :D
BoltTheSuperdog 22
That actually sounds really funny. If I were the boyfriend I would've laughed and loved you more for trying.
wickedhyype 17
Well, i would have appreciated the effort if i was your bf op! :)
vikky538 29
You forgot to lock your wheels
ZoroMiHawk 25
Rough sex taken to a new level. You should have jumped after him with a loud MEOW and continued!
grudger 14
I wouldn't even be mad, I would laugh so hard, and for the record you sound like a keeper
Saraishi 25
Good thing you're laughing OP, because I am too.
homtravel 10
Am I the only one visualizing the whole scene?
mads_fml 7
It's honestly tmi...for me
bosniangirl27 21
The question is why do you have a bed on wheels?
cliffsally 2
They live in a hospital lol