Anyone would've ran

By Mike - 25/02/2022 15:59

Today, my friend is mad at me because last night at the midnight show, I “left him there” when he was drunk and thought it would be funny to take a dump in the theater. FML
I agree, your life sucks 818
You deserved it 80

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Do people have the right to yell "Shit!" in a crowded movie house? Your friend is right. It is funny, except not for the people who were there.

AzraelAngelus 14

I hope you decide he isn’t someone you want to be friends with

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Do people have the right to yell "Shit!" in a crowded movie house? Your friend is right. It is funny, except not for the people who were there.

AzraelAngelus 14

I hope you decide he isn’t someone you want to be friends with

Wait a minute... Did he take the dump or did you?

Queue Garth Brooks: 'Cause I've got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns And the beer chases my blues away And I'll be okay … I'm not big on social graces Think I'll slip on down to the oasis Oh, I've got friends in low places

"We are not close enough for me to literally deal with your shit."