Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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DaKillaMafia 2
Running over them would be just fine.
ahhbeex 8
I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.
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Comments (65)
rajdeep 8
haha! this was amazing.
browncurls12 8
Dont call me stupid, but you guys lost me at the plastic.
magnumized 0
Why. Our future leaders in action....
WhyCantIDoRight 5
39 - I see what you did there...
ladyLALAA 29
87, I think you need to listen to the song again, was a bit before your time. :P
RedCrow 0
Walk it off man.
cru1972 2
Stay off the sidewalk dumbass.
FuckObama 3
You were riding your bike on the sidewalk, so you probably deserved it. Unless it was a bike path, you should have been on the road.
Shazam25 7
They have this new thing nowadays where you actually go around people instead of through or over them. How about you try that instead of being all anxious about stupid shit.
worldclassrager 41
Can't you ride in the road? Or do the cars do the same thing? Hope things improve...