Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was taking a walk, I heard a cyclist and so I wanted to move to the other side of the sidewalk for them. It turns out that I walked directly in front of them instead. Nearly scared them to death. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML
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DaKillaMafia 2
Running over them would be just fine.
ahhbeex 8
I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.
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Comments (65)
stevieb123 7
Your a tool
cajekraze 7
It is a sidewalk. Not meant for vehicular use. Bicycles belong in the street. Check your laws, jerk
kmsmith87 2
Seeing that its called a sideWALK, you deserved it
KeyboardWarrior 10
What about their B tool? Might as well call all the other letters too. Can't pick favorites now.
Krirn 21
67 - Eye sea wut u did their.
kayla_ann0o 9
They prolly woulda moved before they let you hit them
58sqn 1
Serves you right. Why were you on the sidewalk in the first place. I would have clothes line you if you tried to go between me and anyone.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Can you say Karma? Or Better Yet! ...you may not of been a bug in your former life but you probably will be in the next.
MigraineurOfLife 15
Thanks FML. Yet ANOTHER FML comment placed in the wrong one. Ugh!
ladyLALAA 29
Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic!
t0rnadeau 4
Please don't ever drive...