Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work, trying to keep my composure. I quietly shifted in my chair and accidentally let out a fart. It echoed in the conference room, and everyone stared at me in stunned silence. My boss sarcastically said, “Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML
Today, I tried to tell a funny story at a party, but halfway through I forgot the punchline. I panicked and awkwardly mumbled something while everyone stared at me, waiting for something funny to happen. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
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DaemonSadi 0
xD best presentation ever.
DocBastard 40
The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...
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DocBastard 40
The technical name for not being able to think of the correct word is um...uh...
knight0748 5
haha, you screw up, it's actually know as hmm.. wait, huh?
extrasnipes 22
Uhh...shit should have kept quiet
Jaguars25 4
Haha, I hope that cut the tension, and that the rest of the presentation was delivered with ease.
thatgirlinoregon 21
That's exactly why I always say, "my train of thought just derailed."
SeasonedLemur 5
How's this for crude and low class? if I ever find out where you live I'll curl one out into my hand and ping it at your windows!
iliketurdles 7
I don't understand your problem Mr. Lemur? I demand an explanation and I demand it this instant! FOR TROYYY!!!! xD
itsbuckyb 6
hahahahahaha
Ninjafriends 1
You turned a FML into something really funny. Good job!
perdix 31
Sadly, that was the most effective piece of information you have, and ever will, deliver in your tedious, pointless presentations.
imnutsss 0
You're losing it perdicks.
meganasoarus 0
I agree.
sum1two 0
hahaha i can imagine.
georggx 3
I could just picture that! haha. that's hilarious!
MfailK 0
Yeah I could just smell it, hilarious.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I guess you rectum all with that gasser of a presentation. Did they poot you in for a promotion? And did they colon you for further projects?
juliaaalove 8
you killed it..
DocBastard 40
Julia, it's really hard to come up with new puns dealing with farts and shit. The "shitty situation" joke has officially been run into the ground, so Trollzy is doing his best. I, for one, applaud your attempts, Sir Anteater.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Since you didn't join in and start a pun war, that shows just how desolate the landscape really is for puns dealing with flatulence.
Madrias 36
You were just having a gas.
DocBastard 40
There's little I can do to change the course of the prevailing wind, Trollzy. I can try to hold it in and stay silent but deadly, but there's no need to raise a big stink about it. This may all just be hot air, but I think you're emission the point here. Anyway, I'm going to go back to listening to my favorite politician...Putin.
stevenmx86 8
Lol that's hysterical!