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Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
Jonkbaby 23
make him buy you a new one or tell him he has to move out
goldfishgod 20
Yeah, I can see how that conversation would go. "Buy me a new bacon, dog!" "*wags tail*"
Jonkbaby 23
more like "buy me a new bacon, Dawg!" *chest bump
goldfishgod 20
Reppin' Finland, I see, dawg.
Jonkbaby 23
sorry my neck is slightly sweaty
hubla 0
Dr. is there anyway you can save the bacon no I'm sorry sir but we did manage to make your dog puke it up.*owner cries" why god it was so young and had never even know what it was like to be eaten with friends like mc eggins or general grits
n_epic_fail 14
The things bacon can make animals do...
fymother 13
I wonder what breed or how big the dog was to get the package down, cardboard included, without chewing!
marti1497 10
wrong FML. -.-
juicystar777 4
why weren't you cheering as well? wouldn't you be happy that your dog is safe and out of harms way with the bacon package out of their mouth? ..unless you put it there in the first place D:< nobody is innocent until proven guilty!
catatonicsleep 17
41 not a very smart one if he didn't realize ripping open the packet and eating only the bacon would have got him a tasty treat and no vet induced vomiting...
Trollzaya 6
that poor bacon package... >.>
silentbutfunny 0
50 was that last bit a joke?
Kovu_fml 16
He tore it apart but didn't chew it. Even if he had taken the time to chew, he still would have had to go to the emergency vet. The Bacon was in the sink in the back under a bowl...how he got it...we have no idea. he's too big to get onto the counter to grab it
goldfishgod 20
Is that him in your picture? What a cutie!
Kovu_fml 16
Yes, that's him! His name is Jake. ;]
amoscore 5
Film it. Send it over to Epic Meal Time. Smart. Cause 'em bitches love bacon.
UnderWaterComix 0
I can imagine what vets said. "Huzzah!" "Now that he vomited the package, who wants bacon?" *All vets in the room laugh then freeze-frame*
fmessiah 19
Are you still going to eat it?!?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Of course! Nothing is healthier than regurgitated breakfast, especially if it's bacon!
goldfishgod 20
I mean, it was unchewed. I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Jonkbaby 23
are we still talkin bout bacon
fmessiah 19
I've seen what American's call bacon, and I don't think being swallowed whole and regurgitated will change that..
goldfishgod 20
Well, the "bacon" was probably wrapped, so no worries. Safe sex, um, safe bacon.
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
fmessiah 19
I wasn't insulting American's. You tube American Bacon vs Australian Bacon, you miss the best bit O.o
RussianFox 13
Bacon is different in many countries Doc. That was in no way offensive
DooleyFTW 17
God forbid somebody mention Americans when doc bastards around!
DocBastard 40
Jesus Christ on a snowmobile, it was a joke, people. Go do some yoga or realign your chi or something.
silentbutfunny 0
51 i think its more about bacon than americans
xXxIracebethxXx 14
It's okay, Doc. I got the joke. :)
fmessiah 19
I will continue to enjoy my 'bacon' while you guys eat that 'stuff'.
nani_rox 9
I mean there's no point in wasting perfectly good bacon right? Haha jk that's really nasty... XP
emvictoria 9
Wow that would hurt!
PandaSmile 24
Clearly he loves bacon more than epic meal time! Awesome dog!
goldfishgod 20
What a pig!
goldfishgod 20
My blind dog once got into a pan of rising beer bread dough, ate the whole thing, and when we found her she was passed out drunk.
twilightluvr101 4
Nooo silly, what a dog!
Jonkbaby 23
take her to AA
sharod101 5
Nice shirt xD
goldfishgod 20
Sasha Grey is a national hero.
pussapian 3
I love ure pic ...
deviable 9
At least he's alright.
abbybailey204 19
At leaat they cheered?
goldfishgod 20
At least the poor dog threw it up and the whole package didn't have to make its way through his digestive tract.
Lizzy500 16
Vet tech by tradehere, damn straight we'd cheer! NO-body wants to surgically remove a pound of bacon : ) Wouldn't be the worst thing I'd ever seen surgically removed from a dog's stomach. 25 lbs of roadkill deer, including the entire intact tongue, gets that honor. Second place goes to the full-size bath towel, in one piece with no holes, swallowed by a Shepherd.
jerseyboy732 16
BACCOONNNNN!!!!
redbluegreen 41
Try Regurgitated Bacon! Twice the taste, none of the calories!
addiizcherry 0
You totally got that from the bulimia picture.
eb0ny 15
^^^ Wtf?
SookyTurner 4
Breakfast anyone??