Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
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Comments (75)
perdix 31
For the dog, it tasted just as good coming out as it did going in. You get credit for two pounds of bacon;)
samj19 6
Your really not funny
stevo246 0
Dam what type of dog is it?????
skyeyez9 25
My friend is a military police K-9 handler. He stopped on break to buy some burger king and had to get called into his office a min after. He forgot to bring his bag of food with him. When he got into his vehicle again, his dog had eaten his entire meal including all the wrappers and the bag.....he said he was in the office maybe 2 mins at the most.
ojosverdes26 6
YDI for having a dog.
ByronJess 17
Your dog must be the size of Clifford to be able to swallow that without chewing....
bosco4life 7
I'm a vet tech, I know exactly how the staff felt. Lol. Don't let people get you down. Dogs eat everything. Mine is a rock chewer/chaser/eater. And no matter what precautions I take he still gets the occasional rock. :-)
JSylvestre 6
gotta get that bacon! Haha, just like the dog treat commercials
Quiet_one 22
I'd be cheering right along with them, since another likely alternative after swallowing something that big is surgical removal. I can sympathize with being upset about losing the bacon, though. :)
finished 10
Hey, look on the bright side ... If it's unchewed you can still eat it lol :)
finished 10
At least he's ok though... He could have died