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Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

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He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(

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I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......

Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.

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The package must of really hidden alot of the flavor, what a waste of natural candy.

At least he's alive. He could've choked to death or gotten poisoned or something.

Bitches love bacon

the one and only time ever where bacon would be disgusting

Bacon, bacon , bacon!!!!!

Dog: Bleeeeechhhhh *bacon is barfed up Vets: Yaaaaaayyyy!!!!

That's exactly what i saw in my head when reading this lol

Atleast your dog has good taste in food.

Lmfao, yes he does !

I cant blame him, bacons so damn good.

Noooooooo not the bacon!! Take me but don't take the bacon!

Aw, poor pup. That must've been painful..