Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
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BaconBoy75 2
I was saving that bacon.
AliSama 17
don't trow it out. Keep it, cook it when he has been behaving and give them to the dog to eat as treats. Wasting food is bad. Since he obviously likes the bacon why not give it to him to keep him out of the rest of the food. I would not touch food that has been inside anyone.
Kovu_fml 16
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
Kovu_fml 16
aww it didn't give my account credit for the fml. lamesauce
Kovu_fml 16
btw....my profile pic is his picture
yealcocer 0
you can't help it DOG loves BACON!!
Infiltrator4444 6
EpicMealTime's Dog! Next time, we eat bacon in the box, because that's *insert duck sound* smart!!
freddykrueger56 2
Ummmmm… nasty?
kmpierced 1
One time, my dog ate my pin cushion. $700 worth of surgery!
ZeroIce 12
BROHOOF! /)*(