Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
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Ravenfire 1
You're lucky they got him to puke it up! A high-fat meal like that can easily cause acute pancreatitis, which usually results in a $3-5k vet bill. I had one case that got up around ten grand. (I'm an ER vet.) Lucky for me that's not the case in cats. Mine steal sticks of butter when I'm baking. Glad everyone's all right!
nerfighting 4
well that's a good thing, isn't it? that means the dog has it all out of his/her system.
tanman230 10
I read "dog" as "dad" the first time and I was very confused
peterblack67 9
Pull it out of where. The refrigerator?