Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML
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Kovu_fml 16
He wasn't in pain. He inhales everything he eats. He as thyroid issues so hes not allowed to eat alot so poor baby is always trying to steal food. :(
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FatelBlade 8
I guess you could say.... Tensions were getting raw......
DocBastard 40
Fmessiah, I don't care that you've insulted Americans, but you MAY NOT insult bacon. I'm afraid I must challenge you to a duel. To the death.
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Comments (75)
RadioOctopus 16
Your dog is a beast.
jaredofmo 22
HOW BIG IS THIS DOG?
Kovu_fml 16
He is 72 pounds. An over weight. English Springer Spaniel with thyroid issues.
gardenwhipped3 14
He is in surprisingly good health considering the amount of bacon he eats!
MigraineurOfLife 15
IIIiiiiittttss..... B-A-C-O-N!!! Bacon... Bacon... Bacon.... Oooohhhhh it's Bacon (as the tail wags the dog) !
sougstad 7
Mmm beefy
Lizzy500 16
more like "porky"
ashleybabe85 0
yaaa these are the type of vets you want working on your animal...
Zomg_Okay 27
That's nothing. A few years ago my dog got into the house (don't ask me how, the doors were locked) and ate an entire Christmas turkey.
TheUnknownAnti 0
Just goes to you even dogs can love bacon
kay2810 9
Sounds like a Marlie and Me time.
kateindeed 5
What a relief that he threw it up.. Have you ever seen a vet bill for removing blockages? Thousands of dollars. You're one lucky dog owner..
DanniMal87 3
is it just me or is anyone else tired of dog stories? pet ownership is a choice....one that pre accepts whatever crap they may get into.
pattipan 7
Thank you, No. 71, for saying what I was thinking. People get dogs and then bitch and moan about the stupid things the dogs do when they're not looking. If you don't want to spend your life babysitting a dog, don't get a damn dog. If you do, shut up about it. It was your choice.
Zomg_Okay 27
It's a website specifically for moaning and bitching. If they want to moan and bitch about what their pets do, let them. You don't have to read these, you know.
timetogrowup 0
I agree with 79. Most of these FMLs are the result of a choice. Sure, you don't have to get a pet. You don't have to have a boyfriend/girlfriend/kid etc. either. If we took all those away, what would be left here to entertain us?
Kovu_fml 16
he's actually not our dog. We're taking care of him until he gets adopted.
sulitak 27
I agree with 79. you CHOSE to come here and read this.