Wheel be right back · 30 September 2022, 13:00 ·United States

Always have a spare wheel in your car

Today, my dad got a flat tire on the way to work. I got a replacement and texted him, "I have the wheel." For some reason, it got autocorrected to, "I have the weed." My dad then said, "I think we need to talk." I know he's joking and that he knows it was autocorrect trying to ruin my life, but damn. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

No favors

Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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Anonymous · 28 September 2022, 14:00 ·Bury, United Kingdom

Supportive

Today, I was involved in a car crash. When I told him, my boyfriend was more interested in what he was going to have for lunch. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Useful idiot

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

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Rebecca197 · 21 September 2022, 13:30

Gullible's travels

Today, without trying, I convinced my 24 year-old daughter that Stop signs with a white border around it were optional. Her car is now totaled and she’s in the emergency room with whiplash. I didn’t think she’d be that gullible. FML

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tttTommYyy · 19 September 2022, 19:00

Chill out, dude

Today, I cursed out a school bus driver for blocking me from making a turn. What’s wrong with me? FML

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Fender bender · 10 September 2022, 11:30 ·Staten Island, United States

Coming through!

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Anonymous · 4 September 2022, 14:30

Road rage

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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Anonymous · 3 September 2022, 18:30

The popo

Today, I got a ticket for parking "illegally." I was waiting for my handicapped dad at the airport and had all the required documents to park as I did while waiting for him. The cop didn't care, and now I have to go through bureaucracy hell to get it cancelled. FML

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wilmerjean · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

It's just another day

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML

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Anonymous · 28 August 2022, 06:00

It's fine

Today, I rushed back to my car, as the parking meter was about to expire. I got fined by the police for jaywalking, which allowed just enough time for the parking meter to expire, and to get a fine for that too. I probably would have made it in time if I just walked calmly. FML

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Anonymous · 26 August 2022, 14:00

Never annoy the driver

Today, my husband went to pick my mom up from the airport, but apparently they got in one of their arguments on the way home, so he dumped her at a Starbucks and came home without her. He won’t even tell me which Starbucks, and when I rang her she gave useless directions. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Get outta my way

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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akvan · 23 August 2022, 14:00 ·Toronto, Canada

Failed the vibe check

Today, I realized I don't know anything about driving if the instructor isn't sitting beside me. I realized it two minutes into my driving test, which I failed miserably. FML

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ray · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Brain melt

Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two-year-old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML

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me. · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Careful

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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ANON · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Littleton, United States

Pleased to meet you

Today, I went straight from work to a blind date, and I decided to change in my car at the parking lot. Someone pulled up next to me as I had my ass to the window. It was my date. FML

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Anonymous · 12 August 2022, 06:00 ·Romania

Careless and carefree

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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hatenicknames · 9 August 2022, 04:00

CARS!

Today, I was moving in with a housemate who was fixing his car outside. First, my dad was helping me move, but got distracted by the car, then my boyfriend came to help and also got distracted by the car. I've been moving everything by myself. FML

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CuteFeeties · 8 August 2022, 00:00 ·Staten Island, United States

Weirdo alert!

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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early adopter · 6 August 2022, 14:00

Explain this, Elon!

Today, I've officially spent more fixing my electric car than I spent buying it, less than a year ago. My tenant's 20 year-old junk car, however, runs just fine. It broke down a few months ago and cost less than a grand to fix. FML

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The Female Kratos · 3 August 2022, 22:00

High value male

Today, my ex claimed she missed me and asked me to come back, but when I gave her a polite and firm no, she turned nasty and keyed my car. Apparently, what she actually missed was someone mug enough to pay 2/3 of the household bills, while looking after her badly behaved brat whenever she didn't want to. FML

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Anonymous · 3 August 2022, 12:00

The cost of friendship

Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML

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Anonymous · 31 July 2022, 18:00

Cars can **** right off

Today, I hate the legal profession with a passion, as I just walked out of court where a lawyer, spouting incomprehensible bollocks in Latin, convinced a judge to let a developer bulldoze a children's playground and part of a forest, to build a second multi-storey car park for the shopping centre across the street. FML

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Anonymous · 21 July 2022, 12:00

Canined

Today, my boyfriend has severe dog phobia, and a dog off its lead ran up to him in a car park. He panicked and tried to jump into the car, but the door hit it in the head and it started fitting and seizing. About three people called the police and the dog's owner broke our car window. FML

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andjusticeforall · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Do not pass Go

Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

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Yougotmail · 17 July 2022, 06:00

The Brian Harvey

Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·Ireland

Loose at the seams

Today, my trusty old car decided that it no longer needed its back passenger window pane, and that in fact the window would look a lot better smashed to pieces by the roadside. FML

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FJBforever · 13 July 2022, 14:00

Not the brightest

Today, I thought it would be cool to record an Instagram reel pumping gas and put a recording of Donald Trump saying how Biden’s presidency will cause gas prices to go up. I got so distracted with editing that my gas tank ended up overflowing, and it poured everywhere. I spent all the money I had. FML

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tiptoppc · 12 July 2022, 16:00

Right place, wrong time

Today, I drove across three states, starting out at 4:30am, to do on-site tech work. Once I arrived, I was informed that work was scheduled tomorrow, not today, which wasn't my fault, they messed up. I lost a whole day and gas costs. I don’t get paid for this unless I do the work. I’m stuck in South Dakota. FML

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