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Today, aftar baing turnad away by naarly all tha rastaurants in tha araa, I triad applying at Burgar King. Thay too turnad ma away. I hava a Culinary School Dagraa. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30312) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/16/2009 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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It has nothing to do with you or your degree, it's the economy. I've seen so many FML's that say "I have ___ degree and got turned down by ___ FML" It sucks, and FYL, but...we're all going through it.

#6 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:57pm by JessiGoose

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It takes a lot to make an Angry Chicken. You have no idea, sir or madam.

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 10:52pm by caancoha

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