Whiffy
Today, I was supervising a written exam, which took place in a really warm room. Half of the two hundred participants has probably never heard of deodorants. The other half used probably the whole can this morning. I had to stay in this inferno of stench for five hours. FML
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Indianboy9321 25
Look at this way, at least you didn't have to TAKE the exam during the stench inferno!
DocBastard 40
I was about to give Kergami a hard time for a dumb comment, but then I discovered he's from New Jersey. That's punishment enough.
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Musicsthecure 8
That's unfortunate.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No... that's teenage hormones. And lack of hygiene.
elibel 16
..Hence the FML
JMichael 26
Obviously..
wolfgold2 20
That's high school.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
That's all folks..
Indianboy9321 25
Look at this way, at least you didn't have to TAKE the exam during the stench inferno!
klorehore 24
Yeah, imagine trying to think straight in that mind numbing stench.
TheDrifter 24
Stinky people never seem to notice the stench of body odor.
Kamon97 23
Especially if you're the only person who used a reasonable amount of deodorant >.
Mauskau 36
Sounds.. delicious. When I used to have English lessons, it'd be after the year 7s had been in there, and they always had PE before their English lessons.
Kergami 18
"year 7s"? Where are you from, that where they call what I'm guessing 7th graders?
falon142012 22
13, she's from the UK.
DocBastard 40
I was about to give Kergami a hard time for a dumb comment, but then I discovered he's from New Jersey. That's punishment enough.
KK3137 31
13, the UK is one year ahead in terms of school "years" or "grades", so when British kids start year 1, American kids are still in Kindergarten, and when US kids starts 1st grade the british kids are in year 2. Essentially, the British system has 13 years of school, whereas the American system only has 12, but both graduate at the same age. I've been in both, so it was funny going up a year from year 6 to grade 6 and still being with kids my age. On top of that I was enrolled in a part-time Swedish class, where it's one year lower, so when people from different places asked what year/grade I was in in, say, 8th grade, I would say Year 9, 8th grade, 8th year (in the Czech system) and 7th class (in the Swedish system). Then I went to a French school where they count backwards, so you go increasingly towards 1st before going into Terminale (or final year), so then it all messed up. And then I went to a 6-year high school where you enter Year 1 at the age 13 and graduate in Year 6 at age 18 and I lost track of everything :D
Sassie8810 9
Actually, Americans also have 13 years of school. Kindergarten still counts. So, did you fail math?
KK3137 31
Oh, you're absolutely right, I wrote "school" meaning from grade/year/class 1 up, as in when you actually start counting, but as I also said, they graduate at the same age. And no, I did not fail maths. :)
Demoniq 25
My absolute worst during exams was the sniffing... but smells are pretty horrible too. Sorry you had to deal with that OP!!!
hippo1234 19
I don't know why you're getting thumbed down...I hate when people snort their mucus back into their nasal cavity instead of dispelling it into a tissue like every other person. It is a really grating sound, especially over hours and hours, while you're trying to focus on an exam.
slooby_fml 25
I sometimes have to do that snorting sound. When I have to do it, it's because the mucus isn't in a position to be blown out through my nose. The only way to get it out is to either hack it up out of my mouth or do that snorting thing, both of which sound gross but at least snorting it up doesn't have to make it look and taste gross as well
Juicenub 25
Well that stinks.
jerryj 27
Your comment reeks. As does mine.
FitForFun 11
You could say it smells.... Like a shitty situation.
creativebeauty 14
oh thats punny.
robsic66 14
Biological exams
WeskersSexslave 15
D: I hope no one used the now famous musky russian oil perfume girls use.. is smells HORRIBLE. Just put your shirt over your nose xD
Bano360 25
A five hour exam? Was it in a concentration camp?
feven 32
You're a student, you tell me.
Bano360 25
3 hours is the longest I've had.
ehllychan 10
Here in Brazil, university entrance exams and a few other specific ones are often 5 hours long.
DocBastard 40
Bano - Holocaust jokes are rarely in good taste, especially when they have absofuckinglutely NOTHING to do with the subject at hand. Just a friendly ******* piece of advice. Because I care or whatever.
Earths_Venus 25
Should have channeled Nelson and yelled "Smell ya later!" as they left.
jsp16 24
Or channel your inner "Blue."
holliepong 8
I'd rather stop breathing!