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Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML


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On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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We could solve all world problems this way!

Poverty in Africa: Stop being poor!

Terrorism: Stop being violent!

Brilliant stuff, OP. This shit's gonna change the world. Hope you took notes!

#13 - On 10/18/2013 at 12:52pm by gc327072

See in context

I can only imagine that a lot of accidents have happened for them to have a presentation about it. Sounds like unsafe working conditions.

#3 - On 10/18/2013 at 12:43pm by onealmxwilson

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