Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out why my professor accused me of not handing in an important essay before the due date. Apparently she spilled coffee all over it and didn't dare to tell me. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I asked my professor what happened to the assignment I gave him several weeks ago. Turns out he lost it, and graded me zero as a result. Now if I want a mark, he says I'll have to hand-write it all over again, but that I "probably shouldn't bother," because it was "a bit shit, really." FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, after turning in a paper that I worked really hard on, I got it back with a grade of 0. In the feedback section, my professor wrote: “In all my 37 years of teaching, this is by far the worst essay I have ever read.” FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I finally finished my art project, which was worth 50% of my quarterly grade. I came in first period to give it to my professor. When she turned to look at it, her elbow hit her coffee and spilled it all over the canvas. I got 60%. She said I would have had a 100%, except for the giant coffee stain. FML
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Top comments
JudgeTroll 6
Spill coffee on your grade sheet and demand she redo it all
FMLshark 12
The fact she's giving you one day to re-do an essay SHE lost is already showing how "great" of a teacher she is, which doesn't really make the next bit surprising. Had she actually lost the paper, she should at least give you more time to re-write it. FYL, OP.
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Comments (93)
JudgeTroll 6
Spill coffee on your grade sheet and demand she redo it all
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Point out that it's her fault or tell administration.
CaptainDoorknob 7
I would place weed in her desk and tell the principal I found it there. **** that shit.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
That should've been an automatic 100% for OP. what a b*tch
sjdbeinska 4
quick take a picture of it as evidence and do not leave any fingerprints!
skittycat213 19
Spill coffee ON HER FACE
cameron194 9
**** that 106, just take the paper straight to administration .. Physical evidence is better than a picture lol
dianaplatano 9
She would probably make op re-do all the work.
FMLshark 12
The fact she's giving you one day to re-do an essay SHE lost is already showing how "great" of a teacher she is, which doesn't really make the next bit surprising. Had she actually lost the paper, she should at least give you more time to re-write it. FYL, OP.
0RedPenguin0 8
OP needs to report her and get her ass fired. Or at least let her know that OP won't do shit to make up for her mistakes.
DLBL 23
Why do people so often jump to "GET HIM/HER FIRED!"
onlychildFTW 34
I like that shark 2. It's cool with all the teeth. "fish are friend, not food." haha.
Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Wtf did you do to piss her off?...
syvlerosseau 0
39- I knew a teacher who put a "slow leaner" in the little timeout box to do classwork without a lesson because he didn't do homework. She screamed at a kid in the hallway almost every day. Then later flipped his desk. Getting a teacher fired is a lot harder than it looks.
283leis 8
I really don't see how this is your fault. It's the teacher's fault!
Brattyninja 7
Yes, none of us realized this before you posted your comment.
cajekraze 7
OP's fault for using a water soluble pen. Teacher is a bitch, bit this whole situation was preventable
ozone9914 2
so you epect EVERYONE TO USE A STUPID ASS LITTLE PEN
mcm_3 16
126- Yup definatly OP's fault because ya know EVERYBODY uses non-souluble pens right?
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Maybe try to point it out if you can? Maybe your teacher is incredibly strict or would have a bad reaction or something, but if not, I would say point it out- it is her fault, after all.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'd point it out anyway. And if the teacher had a problem with it, I'd take it straight to the administration. I wouldn't let her get away with that shit.
olpally 33
Dumb-ass teacher. What a bitch! Tell her you saw it with the coffee stain... Totally un-professional on her part. Smack her? :)
iHeartRKO 5
I don't think the student wants to be kicked out of school. Yes let's tell kids to slap a teacher. No wonder this generation has no hope.
onlychildFTW 34
You shouldn't generalize a generation on that... No wonder your generation passes so many judgements on people.
olpally 33
69- I'm joking and being sarcastic when I say smack her... Good job, buzz killington.
WitchyWife667 5
WHAT? You don't tell kids to smack their teacher...what you do tell them is to sneak a bottle of laxative into their teacher's coffee.
pokefan813 16
69 - the last part of your comment was uncalled for. I'm tired of older people taking a shit on our generation. Im a fifteen year old. Does that mean i smoke weed, have unprotected sex all over the place, dont give a shit about higher authorities and drink till i drop? Hell the **** no!
littlemsweirdo 12
How unreasonable. One day to redo it?! Spill the coffee on the gradebook! Muahahaha!
graffitied_love 20
She could at least have explained she spilled coffee on your work instead of lying
Feared 9
Even then, the teacher is evil.
emag_eht 18
How would she be evil for making a mistake and admitting to it?
wruch 6
By only Giving op one day to rewrite it all.
Feared 9
31- exactly.
bananagrams 9
Start your new essay with "one day in the Renaissance, an irresponsible teacher spilled her coffee on my essay and demanded I redo it." Should get your point across.
spiritfang11237 16
Or just reprint your paper and make a note on the back saying, "Don't spill your coffee on this one, ok?"
bananagrams 9
There's plenty of sass either way
JudgeTroll 6
20- "hand-written"
emag_eht 18
OP can't reprint it. It was a hand written assignment
Prodigy7 4
Print also refers to written hand (for example, "print your name here"). If that's what she was trying to get at...
alpacamybooks 11
No, she was trying to get at going on a computer and printing it out. Rewriting it would be what OP has to do.
RedmontFief 7
Yeah but you should always save a back up file of any essay or report you do, for reasons similar to this. :/ Still the teachers fault FYL op
gennyv 29
Judging by how bad of a teacher she is, she'd probably fail him
mrz1177 11
Aw heeeeeeellllll no!
Likian5 26
Bring that to her attention before you HAVE to redo it!