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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

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"Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work..." YDI.

#1 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:45pm by Bonzer

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You're just lucky there was no one from work at the pub. You could not deserve it more for sneaking out of work.

#3 - On 07/20/2012 at 7:47pm by takeitandrun

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