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Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23807) - you deserved it (2514)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Just go to the doctor and make your boss drive you there :)

#3 - On 11/12/2011 at 1:57pm by lilemmy55

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your boss should give you a raise.

#6 - On 11/12/2011 at 2:00pm by mlebethbear

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