Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML
Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML
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OcampoFTW 4
hulk no want diet
Keyganator 5
you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.
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OcampoFTW 4
hulk no want diet
theten_fml 9
don't worry we'll see it on YouTube.
TransitionCovert 6
11- it might appear on the art of trolling
fat_snooki_lol 6
#1. thank you for making my day and reinforcing that the first post should never be lame-ass. ftfw!!
ReptarRAWR23 0
Yup #11, it will show up as "Mcdonalds Hulk Smashing the drink on the drive thrue lady! Funny!"
Pokeemon 3
there is a video on YouTube of this dude smashing a cup in te drive thru lolol
alexdaguitarman 0
this FML is a win
BB_ava 0
54, maybe you should check the gender sign again. OP is a man.
TookaWooka666 0
HUUUUUUULK!!!!
zinoxity 23
67 - Sam could also be a girls name. (Samantha)
hahafylop 4
It could be a girls name, but the VERY obvious blue symbol if a circle and diagonal arrow shows that OP is a male.
igotnolegs 1
You're an idiot! 67 didn't remark on OP's name she remarked on the gender sign i.e. male. Christ!
xlostwithoutu 0
YDI for working at McDonalds xD
inlovewithPosey2 0
the gender sign says he is a male
cobralove69 2
LMFAO I'm a manager at a McDonalds and the worst that's happened to me was this lady throwing fries at me because I pointed out that she couldn't read what her receipt said. -__-
darkerbatosai 0
LOLOL.
OfficialxAmber 0
144 - At least he's working...
12dcevin 5
I can afford if cause iWork at mcdonalds!!!! hahahaha
RokNRoll11 9
Diet make hulk angry!!!
PDeffinP 0
That's actually a funny story..could have been a hot coffee! Lucky!
tencalories 3
if it was hot coffee wouldn't it hurt like he'll if you hulk smashed it
tencalories 3
hell
uptownbabe 0
she is trying to say that the soda is better than the hot coffee
MurphyS94 4
96- I think he was trying to say that it would be highly unlikely that it could have been hot coffee because the customer, having planned this, would have realized it would have hurt him too and not ordered hot coffee.
dj_tricky 0
I know where this happened. St. Albert, Alberta. Look up St. Albert trick shots on YouTube and watch hulk smash.
baseballstuf52 0
that's what you get for trying to serve people that crap that mcdonalds calls food.
hoopla12345 0
you must be blonde :)
hoopla12345 0
macd's is delicious silly :)
CaliSwaggGirl 0
this is very true
btown1616 0
i wanna party with this guy!
Keyganator 5
you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.
Lilikoi 0
When I worked at a fast food restaurant we had a guy get out of the car from a long drive thru line and run around the parking lot naked!
brutalrhino 4
Obviously you haven't heard of coning. :p
blastedcamera 0
oh yeah coning Ftw.
mismonroe 0
WTF is coning?
ObeseKitten 0
google.
sxe_beast 11
Coning as defined by Urban Dictionary: The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Piratbox 0
I don't even want to know how that applies to a drive-thru situation.
Jayrs93 11
when I saw this I could see one of friends doing it... I literally laughed out loud then had a hypothetical relapse high five with myself ;)
amanda022394 6
Cone-ing is were u grab an ice-cream cone by the ice cream, people faces r HILARIOUS!! uni-coneing sticking the cone on ur head! Lol done both
IloveyouJon 11
Is he five?
IloveyouJon 11
Still funny though
DuckfaceSoccerpu 0
are you five?
tencalories 3
no see he's not 5 he's just a douchebag
Ghostkiller12345 9
4- are you funny? no
mooshibear140 4
Haha, it's order of operations. BEDMAS (Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction). I didn't learn that until grade 6, and yet a group of 8-year-olds know it so well that they are correcting the teacher?! Man, teaching in schools has certainly changed fast.
mooshibear140 4
^^ Oops sorry wrong FML.
XXizzlerXX 0
he just wasted his money
IronMaiden45 0
yeah because five year olds can drive. where I am I see them drive 24/7
julianne8174 0
bedmas?! nooooo it's "PEMDAS"!!!!!!!!! PARENTHESIS, EXPONENTS, MULTIPLICATION, DIVISION, ADDITION, SUBTRACTION!!!! get your words RIGHT!
inlovewithPosey2 0
it's actually PEMDAS Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction
himoonkey 8
yes a five year old drives his car to mcdonalds, orders food, then crusshes the diet coke wit his fists. makes perfect sense :)
cookies61889 15
hulk doesn't grow his muscles with diet he need all the calories he can get to stay that diesel
himoonkey 8
failure
cookies61889 15
like your mothers birth control
himoonkey 8
touché....
Suzumebachi 5
So he payed to see that... Ahh well. you may need a shower and spare change, but you got 1.50$ out of the deal :D
theten_fml 9
haven't you heard?! any size coke or other soft drink for only a buck!
nomnom666 0
mcdonalds made 1.50, stupid.
HunterTehBest 0
YDI for working at mcdonalds.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
If you didn't laugh, you cannot be human. Even covered in soda I would've laughed my ass off.
at1325 0
I must not be human either. I find it ignorant as well. hopefully this never happens in my drive thru. I wouldn't want to have to work the remainder of my shift covered in pop.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Oh come on, it's not something you see every day, would you not look back and find it funny?
Jesus_Christ69 0
at1325 cheer up a little and have some fun.
demonspeed 0
I agree. thats hilarious and I would laugh too
dotmyg0t 0
Just because you dont see it everyday doesnt make it funny.
mismonroe 0
Just picturing it in my head me laugh. I wish I would have seen it!
sourgirl101 29
I could (maybe) look back and think that it makes an interesting story but in the heat of the moment I'd be upset! I once had to work the rest of my bar shift covered in red wine and I was pissy until I went home to shower.
BigOrca 2
I agree. I would of been like WTF then laughed my ass off.
ndclover 3
At first it would suck but the way I see it if it happened to me, it's a funny story later on you could tell people.
nativepimp 1
I think it's funny how everyone thinks this person is a douchebagbl. come on now it's funny ad hell!
a_nutritionist 10
@7 youre too stupid for words.
Livinia 11
I swear, the amount of morons out there is making me lose faith in humanity.
ryno101 3
livinia, I think you must be a boring person to not find that even slightly amusing...
SGT_DBL 15
I'm losing faith in humanity too, but not because of this FML. This one I like.
jasonrn1990 0
Funny for us, not so much the person covered in soda on a hot day who probably has 4-5 hours of shift left at least.
ReptarRAWR23 0
True but wouldn't they let her go home. idk my guess if it's that bad.
seeunexttuesdays 6
Livinia, you DO know your supposed to laugh at these right?
James64138 26
I completely agree.
dyanabsn 2
totally agree
guitar0501 0
I agree. Although this made me laugh.
brt3420 13
you look like a fag in your picture 43 if your going to flex in your picture at least get bigger first. you look ******* stupid
a_nutritionist 10
the voting down of your comment is representative of the age, intelligence and lack of empathy of people on fml. something is funny, therefore some innocent person putting up with working minimum wage at a job they most likely hate should just accept having their day made 10x worse because everyone who isnt them thinks itd be funny to see...pffft **** you all. something tells me that despite their protesting otherwise, the majority of these people would have a massive bitch fit if this was them. hope you took down a license plate number and took whatever revenge you felt was necessary OP.
d0mx 0
then jump off a cliff... ****** emo ****
darkness4dummies 0
are you sticky?
starfish7 18
At least he ordered Diet. If it were regular soda, you'd have been sticky from the sugar.
pinkspaceboundro 0
I would have been pissed- only bc I didn't think of it first.
Mjfalcon 8
I didn't think of cone-ing mcdonalds first but I did it anyway. funniest thing ever.