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Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38690) - you deserved it (4746)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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hulk no want diet

#1 - On 06/24/2011 at 5:56am by OcampoFTW

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you gotta find the humor in this man, that's probably the funniest thing you'll ever see in a drive thru.

#3 - On 06/24/2011 at 5:57am by Keyganator

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